{"id":550,"date":"2010-09-04T20:53:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-05T03:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/?p=550"},"modified":"2010-09-04T21:02:01","modified_gmt":"2010-09-05T04:02:01","slug":"illinoize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/2010\/09\/illinoize\/","title":{"rendered":"Illinoize"},"content":{"rendered":"
I came home from a trip to the Windy City of Chicago yesterday. The plane ride was a little over 4 hours long. I really hate Southwest’s stupid open seating, especially when you’re one of the last ones to board. Everyone takes either the window or aisle seats, leaving middle seats that you have to ask for. I ended up getting an aisle seat near the back, where there was some free in-flight entertainment in the form of loud drunkards. This guy and his friend were already the annoying type sober, so alcohol only compounded the problem.<\/p>\n