{"id":3518,"date":"2012-06-17T00:57:23","date_gmt":"2012-06-17T07:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/?p=3518"},"modified":"2012-06-17T01:01:42","modified_gmt":"2012-06-17T08:01:42","slug":"meanwhile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/2012\/06\/meanwhile\/","title":{"rendered":"Meanwhile"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I am going to indulge in this absurd phenomenon of food photography, I will do my best to not follow the norm. Instead of evoking feelings of jealously with an image of a succulent steak meal, I will evoke sympathy and pity with what I call lunch. Behold.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/salad.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/salad-620x463.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"salad\" width=\"620\" height=\"463\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3519\" srcset=\"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/salad-620x463.jpg 620w, http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/salad-800x597.jpg 800w, http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/salad.jpg 1000w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 620px) 100vw, 620px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A self-made salad consisting of spinach, cucumbers, carrots, and balsamic vinegar. I could pack more stuff in, but I don&#8217;t because then that would add weight. More weight on the scale = more money. I&#8217;ve gotten this salad making down to a science, and can consistently average $2 per meal. The banana this day was actually a bonus. <\/p>\n<p>Stop your drooling. I&#8217;ve had better, but I still try to eat this meal a few times a week for lunch. Not only because I&#8217;m crazy cheap, but because eating has become a <strong><em>CHORE<\/em><\/strong> now. A couple years ago, saying such a thing would have been blasphemy for me.<\/p>\n<p>In my household, cooking is not a common activity. Figuring out what to eat for a meal is always a jumbled lottery of sorting through all the nearby options. It&#8217;s always more difficult to figure out than it should be. I guess this is what falling into routines and getting old does to you. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I am going to indulge in this absurd phenomenon of food photography, I will do my best to not follow the norm. Instead of evoking feelings of jealously with an image of a succulent steak meal, I will evoke sympathy and pity with what I call lunch. Behold. A self-made salad consisting of spinach, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3519,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3518"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3518"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3526,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3518\/revisions\/3526"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/grandmighty.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}